There are three kinds of Buckethead haters.

  1. Who only heard his slow, emotional, relaxing songs. They’re like: “His music is overrated, it’s so simple, Slash is way more professional.”
  2. Who only heard his fast, robotic, complex songs. “He plays without soul and heart, he only has skill but no emotion. He’s not a real musician like Slash.”
  3. Who just look at him. “OMG he wears a bucket on the head. Such a weirdo. SLASH FTW.”

Must be a kickass barbershop.

I am the mountain
I am the sea
You can’t take that away from me

the stump of the cork tree