Must be a kickass barbershop.
I am the mountain
I am the sea
You can’t take that away from me
I spent the one week-long Easter holiday at my girlfriend’s house so my little sister could play with my computer all day every day. After I had came home she told me her gaming experiences then suddenly she started shouting at me stating that she couldn’t play Angry Birds ‘cause I’ve fucked it up. I was a little bit confused and had no idea what she was talking about but a few minutes later I just recalled that I’ve replaced the red birds with the head of pope Benedict XVI. It’s been a long time since I last laughed so much at my own idiotism…
After a long time without Minecraft I wanted to play again on my main creative map, but the game was unbearably slow and I didn’t know the reason. A little bit later I found out that there were a few houndred thousands of chickens in a certain region of my world and I have no fucking idea how were they made.